1.22.2009

MON DIEU!

BY CINCINNATUS
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Before I even start, this story is totally real, it did not come from the Onion. Apparently former French President Jacques Chirac's dog, Sumo, which suffers from clinical depression (no seriously, stay with me), mauled him yestereday. I'm going to let that sink in for a second.

I'm not sure how this story could get any more French, but I'm open to suggestions...

3 comments:

Tony Cannizzaro said...

It wasn't released publicly, but Chirac made a full tactical retreat from the dog post-bite.

He later surrendered to the dog.

LittleCog said...

He failed in the longest honored tactic of the French military...... He didn't surrender fast enough

LittleCog said...

He failed in the longest honored tactic of the French military...... He didn't surrender fast enough