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Before I even start, this story is totally real, it did not come from the Onion. Apparently former French President Jacques Chirac's dog, Sumo, which suffers from clinical depression (no seriously, stay with me), mauled him yestereday. I'm going to let that sink in for a second.
Before I even start, this story is totally real, it did not come from the Onion. Apparently former French President Jacques Chirac's dog, Sumo, which suffers from clinical depression (no seriously, stay with me), mauled him yestereday. I'm going to let that sink in for a second.I'm not sure how this story could get any more French, but I'm open to suggestions...
It wasn't released publicly, but Chirac made a full tactical retreat from the dog post-bite.
ReplyDeleteHe later surrendered to the dog.
He failed in the longest honored tactic of the French military...... He didn't surrender fast enough
ReplyDeleteHe failed in the longest honored tactic of the French military...... He didn't surrender fast enough
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